Monte

Translation – “Good lord you drink like a fish, … brought in a friend who stayed on 2-3, and we are sure you have more … please don’t take losing so seriously and go play elsewhere! Come back and gamble today!!!”

Highlights: Won most ever at BJ, saw old and new friends, 100+cocktails; Lowlights: Worst poker results ever, Sunday hangover, broke phone, 2-3 backoffs

I am being called the biggest drunk in the biggest little city.