This was a great weekend and fantastic job was done by jazbo and tiger to put this event together, CONGRATES. The poker was great and I even managed to plus out for the weekend and finish in the money in the NL holdem tour. (10). One memorable hand in the N.L.H. a player I'll give him a fictitious name "Eric" ( he, he) has been stealing the blinds with $100 bets at less 7to10 times I look down AcKh I got him now, over the top $300 , Eric push his stacks in I call ( had enough to call and still be in the game) Eric lays down AA oh S--- in deep dodo flop xcc-cc club flush Eric's face goes white Iam amazed the poker God smiled on me .Eric set me up perfect I just escaped. A news flash they discover a new illness amoung the players attending ATLARGE 2 P.B.I. poker brainitis. I know at lest 10 who have it. Last but not less the "Resorts" poker room staff Jerry Bear and Ed Cooper and the dealers did a great job. I had a wonderful time and met a whole bunch of great people hope to see you all soon. Tom M (quie)

hiya, folks! here it is! the long-awaited report on the "atlarge2 no-limit texas hold 'em tourney", by your intrepid atlantic city reporter, tiger123! :) i would have posted this earlier...but i did post my own atlarge trip report, and (as i am sometimes loathe to admit) i really do have one or two other things to do in life besides write trip reports! but, it's here! it's got frills...it's got bells and whistles...and even alliterative allusions to allegory a la nolan dalla! just a typical report! enjoy! :) tiger ------------- my notes don't show the total number of participants in this tourney - i seem to recall that there were 63 entries. last year's winner, peter secor, managed to show up on time for the start this year! :::ding, ding! collusion alert!!::: earlier, peter and i had agreed to swap 5% of our tournament action! i had 5% of him in the no-limit hold 'em, and he had 5% of me in the stud tournament. lol! neither of us came close to cashing in! but i don't play hold 'em and he doesn't play stud! :) :::ding, ding! end of alert! false alarm!::: however, k-man lemke and matt treasur (who was my nominee for honorary a.d.b.) both tried to "pull a secor", and slept through the start of the tourney. but they were awoken by our host, jerry bear. they showed up about 15-20 minutes after we started. jerry doesn't have my touch in waking up tournament players; neither k-man nor matt made it to the final table! jazbo had prepared a very special prize for the first player to win a hand with a "presto"!! sure enough! on the very first hand, andy bloch calls a raise from david fruchter, who holds A-10 offsuit. the cards on the board are Q 2 3 - 6 - 9, and it's checked down. andy's superb play in calling a raise with lousy pair of fives is rewarded by noisy acclamations of "presto!!!", and jazbo's secret prize is revealed to be a copy of "casino poker" by that well-known and highly-respected poker expert (:::koff! koff!:::), john patrick! };) and on the same first hand, steve "bozo" blackstock is the first player knocked out of the tournament. he is rewarded by an autographed copy of lee jones' "winning low limit hold 'em", generously provided by chuck weinstock of conjelco. let's skip to the final table! here is the lineup and the chip count: 1jay sipelstein2200 2jim strydio4300 3tom mchugh500 4paul mcmullin5500 5peter segal5900 6andy bloch2100 7ray didonato900 8bruce kramer1900 9ed baker1000 10al frampton7900 the blinds are 300/500. on the very first hand at the final table, ray goes all-in with 10 9 offsuit. jim, holding K Q suited, calls. tom puts in all his chips with J 7 suited (different suit). the flop is A 2 3 rainbow; the turn is an offsuit 5; and a 9 on the river keeps ray alive. tom collects $65! wtg tom! on the very next hand, jim (having done so well with a K Q suited in the previous hand) puts it all in with a Q J suited! paul, who holds A 10 offsuit, calls. jim flops a pair and stays alive. pretty soon, the most infamous hand of the tournament was played. andy has been busily studying and absorbing john patrick's advice. andy's a harvard law student! he knows what to do with 5 5 ! he puts it all in!! and al calls him!!! naturally, the flop comes A A A. the turn is a 4. and of course, the river is the fourth A. al turns over a pair of 10s, and andy stands up with $97.50. wtg andy! mitch (bfb) firestone notes that "he who lives by the presto, dies by the presto!" later in that round, ed is all-in in the big blind for T200. he's got a 9 4 offsuit. jim and ray call. the flop is Qd Jh 3s. ray goes all-in, and jim mucks. ray turns over J 10. the turn of Kc gives ed a gut-shot, but the river 6h ends his chances. ed wins $130. wtg ed! on the very next hand, paul goes all-in for T1000. peter calls. bruce goes all-in for T1100, and peter tosses in another black chip. paul's got a pair of tens, and both peter and bruce turn over A Q. the flop is K 10 8, giving them a gut-shot, but the turn 4 and river 2 lets paul... :::ding, ding! alliteration alert!::: triple through with trips! :) :::end of alert!::: the blinds go up to 400/800. al raises T1600 with A 10 offsuit. paul raises all-in T2500 with a pair of eights, and al calls. the flop is a rainbow J 9 2; the turn is a 4; but the river brings an ace, and paul has to say goodbye to cash in a ticket worth $162.50. wtg paul! bruce is short-stacked, and puts in his last black chip with Q 3. ray calls with K 10. the flop helps ray with J J 10, but the rest of the cards are A - 6, and bruce wins sixth place and $195! wtg bruce! on the next hand, al raises T2000 and jim calls. the flop is a J 7 6 rainbow. jim checks, al bets another T2000, and jim mucks. pretty soon, peter is the small blind, and ray is the big blind. sippy calls all-in with a pair of deuces. peter calls. ray raises T2000, and peter mucks. ray shows A 6 offsuit. the flop is J 10 8; the turn is a bullet and the river is a king. sippy's tournament is over, and he wins fifth place and $227.50. wtg sippy! several hands later, peter raises T1600. al calls in the big blind. the flop is 10 10 3 with two clubs. it's check and check. the turn is an offsuit ace. al bets T1000 and peter calls. the river is the eight of clubs, and peter bets the rest of his chips (T800). al mucks. peter shows K 9 of clubs. later in that round, al raises T3000 with A K suited in spades. peter calls in the small blind with A J suited in hearts. the flop is Jc 8h 3h. peter bets T2000 and al calls. the turn is the club ace. peter checks, and al makes a big bet; peter calls all-in. al's only wins are the three remaining kings, and the deuce of hearts on the river completes peter's flush. pretty soon, ray raises T1900 on the button with J 9 offsuit. jim calls all-in with a pair of sevens. the flop is Q 8 7, giving jim trips and giving ray a gut-shot. the turn is a 9 and the river is a jack. ray has made two running pair, but that doesn't beat trips. jim is still alive! the blinds go up to 500/1000. on the very first hand of this round, jim goes all-in with a pair of jacks. ray calls all-in with A Q. the cards on the board are K 9 7 - 8 - 4. ray wins fourth place and $260! wtg ray! several hands later, peter raises T2000 on the button. al calls. the flop is Jc 7d 5d. al makes a big bet and peter mucks. next hand, peter makes a big raise on the button, but mucks when jim re-raises all-in. at this point, the stacks are about even. somebody says something about a split, and your humble reporter hastily computes that a three-way chop would yield each player $704. it takes about five seconds for the three remaining players to smile at each other and shake hands. whew! suddenly, all the pressure is off, and the game is fun, again! :) pretty soon, peter raises T2000, and both al and jim call. the flop is Kh 10d 6c. peter bets another T2000, and four cards hit the muck. peter grins and shows K 10. at this point, tournament director eddie cooper announces that the blinds would go up to 1000/2000. he laughingly tells the players that he would have been much softer on them (less of an increase) if they hadn't agreed to chop! :) jim, on the button, mucks. small blind peter calls T2000 and al checks. flop is Kc Qh 8c. check and check. turn is 2h; peter checks; al bets; peter mucks. the boys trade some blinds. al then goes all-in with A 3 offsuit. peter calls all-in with Q J offsuit. flop is 7 5 3. turn is a 6. the river is a king, and peter wins third place and (officially) $325. wtg peter! down to head-to-head. the hands are fast and furious, and i don't have anyone helping me record the cards. al raises and jim calls all-in. he's got K J offsuit. al shows 7 6. flop is 4 3 2; but the other two cards are queens. jim doubles through and takes the lead. al has about T5000 in the big blind and puts it in. jim calls. i didn't get the cards, but al doubles through. al raises all-in with Q 2 suited in spades. jim calls with A 5 offsuit. cards on the board are 10s 4s 3c - 4c - 3s, and al's flush doubles his stack again! next hand, jim goes all-in, and doubles through with a pair of eights on the turn. jim had 10 8, and al had an ace. on the final hand, jim has Q 10 offsuit. al has 7 5. the cards on the board are J 5 2 - 10 - 6. jim's pair of tens beats al's pair of fives! al takes second place and (officially) $552.50. wtg al!! and congrats to the winner of the no-limit hold 'em tournament and (officially) $1235, jim strydio!! wtg jim!! -------------- once again, i had an awful lot of fun tracking the bust-outs in this tournament, and even more fun sitting at the final table taking notes on the hands. and i had an awful lot of fun (and drank an awful lot of scotch) throughout the entire weekend!! oh yeah. i won some money, too! by the way, i stopped by resorts cardroom this last weekend. the cardroom management and staff all had very nice things to say about us. (hehehehe...well, supervisor mark marino was still mumbling about two wet tables from something called "rocks and beers", but......) ;) let's do it again, same time, next year!! :) tiger

The story of my first BARGE.

Who busted out, in order.

Timmy's Tournament Trip Report: Alliteration by the sea The plan: blow off work on Friday and head up to AC for ATLARGE. ETA 12:30 p.m. What actually happened: woke up at 2:45 p.m. because Steve was screaming "Get out of bed, you stupid IDIOT!!" at the top of his lungs. Okay, not really. But he should have been. At this point, I'm thinking that we might not make it to AC in time for the 1:00 buffet. We do eventually make it into town at about 6:00 p.m., and check into Resorts. We go up to the room to drop off our luggage, and then head back downstairs to check up on the ATLARGE folks still in the holdem tourney. Turns out we still had 5 or 6 at the last two tables, but every one of them was at the same table. Bad beat there. I sit down to a 5-10-15 stud game with a few rec.gamblers playing (frank fish, I mean irwin, was one, but there were others ... can't remember everyone's name though.) A few hands of note played against fellow ATLARGE attendees... First hand I play is a four flush and a small pair on fifth street, heads up against Irwin. He sucks out on me by making aces up on fourth street, or some such thing. Said later he was ahead all the way, until I mentioned that my adjusted odds made me a 3 to 2 favorite to win the pot, and I can't believe he was playing such trash hands. You know, I was playing the Dalai Lama in a heads-up karmic freezeout once .... Anyway a few hands later I make queens up against Frank's AKJ suited board, and check and call the hand down to beat his Jacks up. A few dollars ahead now. 10 minutes after this I get rolled-up sixes (SATAN!!?!) and put in a raise on third street. A woman who had just called with an ace up now reraises, apparently very happy about being able to put in two bets on third street with aces. My subsequent raise on fifth street may have briefly annoyed her. Up $180 now. It's about time for MATS to get underway, so I cash out, having played my last limit stud for the weekend. It's about this time that I go on permanent tilt from hell for the rest of the weekend. I'm not at all sure what put me on tilt, but something did. As MATS got underway, I decided to forget everything I ever knew about nolimit tournaments, and play like a complete fish. First hand I get involved in I cold call a sizable raise with AKs. I'm not sure what made me decided to cold call with that hand, when I really should have reraised. Anyway, the flop come QTx with one of my suit and I call a T100 bet from Jeremy. My stack was only T500 at this point, so calling here was pretty much a bad decision. The turn brings a rag, and I call another T100 bet from Jeremy. Where's my brain? River is crap, he checks it, and I consider pushing all in. But my read is that he's on AQ, and he would call that bet. So I check and subsequently fire my hand in the muck when he did in fact turn out to have AQ. One hand horribly misplayed. Don't remember what I busted out on, but I made sure to wait until someone else busted out first. Then I took a shot with a pocket pair I think, and had to ditch after the flop when two overcards and a big bet fell. All in on my big blind (turns out I had 92 off) and Timmy is busted, Timmy has quit. After the tourney is over, Jester is trying to get up a floating craps game, and some people seem interested. I take my chair back to my room and head down to the casino floor to find some ATLARGErs shooting dice. Nobody around but Jeff, and his table is pretty busy. I wander around looking for an empty table to hold the game, and eventually do find one. Settle in playing the dark side, and I'm eventually joined by Jeff. Some other folks are around shooting dice, but they never do come over. I win a few dollars, and seeing that the dice game isn't really going to come off, Jeff and I color up and hunt up Jeremy and Peter for some serious drinking. This is where things start to get a little hazy. I know we played red dog for a while, and some blackjack, and some pai gow. The pai gow sucked a lot. We've gained a few people and lost a couple of folks, and at this point Jeremy, Peter, Eric, and I head over to the coffee shop for a comped breakfast. At breakfast there was a Keno syndicate formed, and we all trade 5% of our action in the morning tournament. And then there was some rumpleminze, and they tell me something about a wall and a ramp, and a very few hours of sleep. In the morning I get to the tournament on time (just barely) and settle in to play. Poorly. I only made one good hand, and I foolishly jammed the nut flush when it hit on the turn. Great. Made about T75 on that one. Where's my brain? I don't catch many cards after that and finally bust out in about 30th place or so. Steve, who basically never gets his stack above T1000 hangs on for fourth place. I dub him zitboy (from our days playing partners pinochle, in which he often "rides along like a zit on your ass" cashing in on the strength of his partners hand.) While this is going on I play in a 5-10 holdem game with 8 rec.gamblers and two locals (not happy locals either) in which I break even. Highlights include Loboc sucking out a set of sevens on the turn to crack my queens which flopped an overpair. Also dtm capped the betting preflop with sixes against loboc's aces. The sixes flopped a set. Not a good session for big pairs. Soon the pot-limit game starts up. I'll just say that I didn't play particularly well, but I still would have wound up even if peter hadn't sucked out on me for a $300 pot. I drop $200 in the potlimit game before calling it quits. There's talk about a rocks-n-beer game over at the Taj, so I head over to check out the action. I find about 3 or 4 people each playing at separate 1-3 stud tables. Not a good showing for rocks-n-beer. Jaeger, Spiney, and I help start up a new pink holdem game, which breaks after about 45 minutes. I lose a little bit, but Spiney was on one heck of a heater. Ah well. Head back to Resorts to play some 5-10 holdem. I'm playing at a table with 5 or 6 of the local semipros (what are they all doing here?) who want to make the game 10-20 or better. No thanks. I win a few dollars (got aces twice in five hands, and grab a seat in the potlimit game when one opens up. I am not playing real well now, and lose my buyin pretty quickly. I think about rebuying, but just then another seat opens and Jesse (a local semipro) sits down. His wife Karen is also at the table. No thank you. I'll just say this about them: I have been involved in filing former complaints with both the Taj poker room and the casino control commission about these two. Nothing, to my knowledge, has ever been done about them. But the two times I've played with both of them they are so obviously wired it's pitiful. They're not even particularly good at it. Anyway, I'm certainly not going to play potlimit against a wire. Good night folks, see you at the tournament tomorrow. The stud tournament was, well, interesting. I'd never played in a stud tournament before, and didn't do particularly well. I've been trying to teach myself stud for the past 6 months though, and have found the 5-10 games in AC remarkably easy to beat (3.4 SB/hr over 94.5 hours, very short sample size I know) so I figured I wouldn't be a complete fish. But on 3 hours of sleep and no shower, I didn't figure to be playing well either. I never really won a good pot, and busted out in the 25-50 round playing something stupid. Ah well. Head over to the Taj to play some pink holdem before I have to head home. Finally get in the game, only to have Davles raise 53s from under the gun, call two bets cold with a gutshot draw on the flop, and then make a wheel on the turn. Warning, warning, Danger Will Robinson Danger! Timmy is tilted, Timmy is playing like a fish. $400 later, Timmy is busted. Not my finest hour. Anyway, I get up, find Steve, and begin the long drive home. Somehow it never seems that long when I'm not stuck over a grand. Anyway, ATLARGE was loads of fun, very well run, and a great experience. Kudos to all who were involved in organizing the event. I'll see everyone again at BARGE hopefully! Timmy now known as ADBTimmy -- Timothy J. McGarvey tmcg...@gl.umbc.edu

Mostly poker, but not about ATLARGE itself.

Well, by now we must all be back to our normal lives, which means lots of avoiding work and even more IRC :) I'm sure the net will soon be flooded with many a story, anecdote, or card story to tell from the wonderful event known as ATLARGE. So, why should I be any different, right? Here goes my version of the tale... Wake up bright and early Friday morning after going to bed very late. Palmer 'Filaman' picks me up and we are off to meet up with Bozo and Irwin. As usual with those two, we arrive 15 minutes early, they arrive 15 minutes late. But, Frank brings food so he's quickly forgiven and Bozo's driven, so I ain't saying squat. We took what I like to refer to as 'The Postman's Route' down to AC. You know, we went through Rain, Sleet, and Snow to get to our appointed rounds. Some of the biggest mutant snowflakes I've ever seen in my life (it was New Jersey afterall...) were the highlight of the trip down. Even with the conditions being less than ideal, we make excellent time. We arrive in AC and it's time to GAMBOOOOOL!!!!! We try to check in, but the lady says no way.. bummer. Palmer and I store our gear in Frank/Bozos room. It would be tomorrow before we would see it again. We head down to the poker room and notice how small and QUIET!!! it was. What a change from the noisy maelstrom most poker rooms seem to be. A number of games running, but we all gather to sign up for the 4pm tourney and head over for the buffett. Wow... what a surprise this was. I finally got to put the faces behind the names and see people for what they truly are... and a motley crew we were too :) Got to meet Chuck W. right off, along with Doug Anderson, Bruce Kramer, Jarman, and many others. Awesome. Already this trip was worth it... Lunch was good, but I was itching to go lose some money, so I inhaled my food and got ready to bolt. Finally, it was ... The Time... Time to GAMBOOOL!!!! Upstairs we head, getting onto whatever lists were running. A bunch of us get seated right away at the 5-10 Holdem. Hmmm.. this should be interesting, as I know most of the people there... Frank, Bozo, Palmer, Loboc, and some others, as well as a couple of unknown quantities. From the very get-go, the cards were coming off pretty well for me. Took a couple of bad beats as the #1 seat (Oh god.. that wonderful #1 seat) was quickly identified as the Call Station Who Happened To Be a Bigger Fish Than Me.... in other words... Money!!! I quickly got into a nice little groove, playing within myself and generally playing good poker. But, they were about to toss the cards in the air for the Limit Holdem tourney, and I had to leave the table. I was up +320, and feeling real good. Then came the Resorts Limit tourney. I'd never played in a Limit tourney before, but I figured it was worth a shot. Spent most of the first hour or so trying to remember that this was in fact a limit tourney, and not a NL one. Dug myself a hole, but finally managed to get out of it. I was protecting my initial stack like it was my life savings, not showing much variance at all. But, like inflation does, that stack started to look smaller and smaller. But wait!!! The Miracle Occurs... I finally get deal QQ on the button. I get some callers and I raise. I end up all in against someone when the Q comes on the flop.. All Hail The Queen.. Savior of the Good and Worthless!. I nurse that win a little while and get a few more to build my stack into one that wasn't easy to bully when IT happened. Yes, IT... I came to the rescue of a fellow ATLARGER and backed him up... Oh what a mistake this would be... Sippy got involved into a hand with guy inbetween the two of us, and the hand saw Sippy nearly go to the felt. Well, the turn comes and obviously didn't help him any. He's down to his last chip. The other guy goes to bet and is starting to count/stack his chips. We tell him Sippy's only got T100 left, and we finally got him to understand so he only pushed in the T100 he needed to get Sippy allin. Then, the dealer, for some unknown reason, reaches over and grabs Sippy's last chip. The dealer then tosses over the river card and the other guy turns over his hand. Sippy looks up, confused, and announces 'Wait, I didn't call the bet'? The floor was brought over, and after some confusion, it was agreed that Sippy did not call the bet and could indeed have folded (which he did). Sippy survives, just barely. After that, tables broke down rapidly. I found myself on the final two tables. Wow... 8 ATLARGERS left out of the final 18!!! Way to go guys... Many of the locals were teasing us, but I think some left with a little more respect. I started to roll at that point, winning some big hands. I soon became BigStack at our table and busted out Nolan with Quad Ks. Tables quickly dissolved, we broke down into the final table... YES!!! I'm in the money!!! And, I think I was #3 stack at that point. Hands go by in a blur, until we are down to 4 players.. Sippy and I make it to the final 4!!!! Awesome baby... As Dickie Vitale would say... Sippy was a true PTPPer (Prime Time Poker Player) and I was the Diaper Dandy!!! Guy in the seat to my right has huge stack, Sippy's almost done. Then, it all went down hill from there. I get dealt a couple of very nice hands.. AQs, AJoff, AKoff. All three I raise on, all three I lose to the guy on the right, who was calling with anything. I seem to remember losing to 46s, 87off, and Q3 or something. Blech. Now I'm hurting. I end up all in with the guy when I'm dealt AQs again. He calls me down, and wins with something like 83. Double Blech... Oh well, 4th place... I'm psyched. Cash out $596. Moment of the Day though, was when Sippy has folded and the two other stacks battle it out. Guy to Sippy's left gets all in with top pair, guy with BigStack wins when the river brings a 5 and he turns over PRESTO!!! THE CROWD GOES WILD!!! PRESTO IS PROCLAIMED FOR ALL TO SEE AND HEAR!!!! It was awesome, the normally quiet Poker Room erupted with a exclamation of PRESTO, and Frank makes a mad dash for the table. Sippy ends up in 2nd thankx to the Magic of Presto.. A very auspicious start for this ATLARGE weekend indeed... After the tourney, we went to dinner and eventually made our way back. Played 5/10/15 Stud with many ATLARGERs. Did well, ended up about +200 or so. Played some 5-10 holdem and 10-20 holdem/omaha split after that. Saturday came in with a bang. Got down to the tables at about 9am. Signed up for the tourney and sat down at the 3-6 omaha/holdem split table. Went on a remarkable streak in the omaha portion that put me way up. Beat up on Loboc on great hand. I have 66 in middle position, so I play the rush and raise. Loboc grins back and reraises. Being very stupid, I reraise him right back. His capping the preflop betting let me know he had AA and I was a toastpuppy. But wait!!! Our hero spies a 6 on the flop. Hee Hee.. BadPlayBoy turns into KRUSHBoy!!! I think 66 was about the last hand Doug expected to see me turn over. After only about 1 hour, I found myself cashing out up $380. At 3-6... wow... Tourney comes and goes. I get busted early when my AKs loses to Jeremy Millers QK, when the flop brought a Q and two of my suit. That's ok.. I go back to the tables... Over the next 10 hours or so, I managed to bring in another +$500 on various tables. I did very well at the 5/10/15 Stud table again, and got sucked into trying my hand at the PotLimit table. Blech... Got to sit next to Nolan and watch him and Bozo roll over people. I quickly lost about $200. I got lucky when Steve, who had been straddling and winning alot, straddled with KQs, but I had AK. Flop brought the K and he raised the pot, which I also returned back. That win put me back up. I saw myself at +$50 at the PotLimit table and decided that was more than I'd ever expect to make at that game, so I quit. Decided to head over to the Taj. Quickly got myself into a nice 5-10 Holdem table, with Richard Sooy dealing. But, guy in 8 seat was a CallStation OnaRoll... I went into two or three hands with best hand only to see him RunnerRunner me... Booo.. -$200. I FINALLY got over to the 5-10 Omaha 8/better table. This was why I came over here. Started very poorly, the dealers sucked, and it seemed like a very unfriendly table. David S. came over and we both went on a roll. I eventually got up +200 there, which put me even for the Taj, so I decided to go home. Dave and I ended up blowing about $100 at the 3-6 Omaha/Holdem split tables. We convinced ourselves to never play that silly game at 5am. 7stud in the morning!!! I get on a good table, with Jazbo, Keith Miyake, Tiger, Peter Secor, and others. I'm playing very well, stealing/playing it hard and tight. I build my stack up to excellent proportions when disaster struck. First hand, I split As and end up heads up with Tiger. I get him to push all in and I'm well ahead. He's showing a KQJT and I'm showing the split As and a 3 card str8. He hit's his 9 on 6th street, I don't improve. Tiger survives :( :( Then, about 2 hands later, I get those silly split As again. I raise and end up isolated against Keith Miyake, who's showing a middle club. I improve to two pair and a 4flush by 6th street, and I'm betting it the whole way. But, on 6th street, Keith raises me back... DAMNDAMNDAMNDAMN... He ran me down and hit his ragged flush draw. Well, I call hoping for a flush (actually had a str8 flush draw) or a boat. The PokerGods give me a str8 instead. That's no good, I fold, but that hand took a great deal out of me. A few hands later, after folding my antes away, I end up with AKJs, the A up. I get heads up with Jeff Woods when I hit a T of my suit, to give me the str8 flush draw. However, it was not to be on this day, as my flush/str8 never showed and Jeff's split As turned into trips... DTM is dead... Oh well, Palmer and I head over to the Taj and play some 5-10 holdem then 5-10 Omaha. I ended up in holdem and down in omaha, basically even for the day. Time to head home... It's been a great trip though. I ended up finishing 4th in one tourney, and taking home almost +2000 for the weekend. And, I met a bunch of excellent people. One person who probably won't get mentioned, but I have to is Leslie S, the wonderful wife of David. Her and I ended up on a number of tables together and had (IMHO) a great time playing togeter, joking it up, etc.. If you are reading this, it was a pleasure.. Oh, and before I go... just one word to the MuscleMan on my right... Pain... You are a GirlyBoy... Part 2 Here is my unofficial list of the Top Ten things that happened at ATLARGE, at least for me... 10) Watching Doug Anderson's face when I flopped a set a 6s to beat his rockets, and realizing that with the capped pre-flop betting, he didn't have a clue why I played like I did (ok, 'fish' comes to mind) 9) Having a very profitable weekend (though my wife has already spent it :( ) 8) Meeting the whole crew 7) Actually WINNING money in PotLimit (ok.. but $50 is $50...) 6) Busting Jazbo out for the 2nd time in a NL Holdem contest :) 5) Seeing the Mutant Snowflakes From Hell on the drive down 4) Playing at the same table with Leslie Schenkel (David's wife) over and over again, and having a lot of fun beating up on the other players (A9 r00lz!!). We had a lot of laughs at others expense :) 3) Hearing the crowd erupt 'PRESTO' and seeing Sippy take 2nd because of it 2) Coming in 4th in the Resorts tourney and finally, 1) Sitting next to 'Pain', who is a rather well built young man, pull out a nice little flowered purse when he wins his first hand, and begins to pull out $.50 in pennies, nickels, and dimes for the dealer tip. And then calling him a GirlyBoy and living to tell the tale... -- David T. Meeks

Having recently returned from ATLARGE this weekend I will now endeavour to sort out my notes and piece together some highlights of the TARGET satelite that was held on Friday night in Jerry s room. Before that, however, some random ruminations on what was an entirely enjoyable weekend for me (David) and my wife (Leslie). #1. Sleep is over-rated. #2. I will stick to ring games as I am clearly one of the worst tournement players in the English speaking world (Mad Russians included). #3. Raise 3,5 suited under the gun. Flop A(s)4(s)Q(x). Sweat the spades. Catch a gut shot wheel on the turn after calling two cold bets. Check-raise to make it three bets on the turn. Survive a pair on the river and take down a monster pot before shocked and appalled comrades. Smile to myself as no one can put me on a hand for the rest of the day. #4. Jazbo Burns, aka Buck Rogers of the 21st Century (Nice shirt!), is the hardest working man in pokerdom. Great job, we all owe you one! #5. I m surprised someone had the guts risk their own camera on this motley group. As a species we rgp.ers may not be pretty, but we sure are ugly. Now, on to the Target satelite. This was a private affair held in Jerry s room at Resorts. My understanding is that the winner would get airfare to Las Vegas and an entry into the actual Target satelite. The winner of that would then be entered into the Super satelite for an entry into the WSOP no limit event. I m sure that I will get some of the following wrong and I invite both corrections and comments on the events as I recorded them. To begin, the game was played using one of the double beds as a makeshift poker table. Ten players (Jester, Jeff, Gerry, Russel, Bruce, beavisbot,Bwana,Timmy,Sippy, Foldem) arranged themselves in sardine formation with your s truely perched on the airconditioner (that kinda feels nice!) taking notes. The first hand was dealt at 9:45 with the blinds at T5 &T10. I believe the starting bankroll was T500 each. The structure is no limit. Blinds go up every 20 minutes or just before Russel s big blind, which ever comes first. The first few hands are uneventful as everyone feels each other out. Most hands don t see the flop let alone the river. The first hand of any note is won by beavisbot after raising pre-flop T100 and being called by Timmy on turn and river for T50 each. beavisbot won holding AQ with a board of Q,6,10,3,9. Timmy didn t show his cards. At about this time Bruce demonstrated his superior level of perception by figuring out that in the four color deck that was being used, Green were the clubs. The following is a list of the hands that were either interesting or had any consequence. Blinds 5-10 Pre-flop: Bruce bets T50, Seven callers. Flop: 5(x)K(c)5(c) Jeff bets T100, Russel & beavisbot call Turn: 5(x)K(c)5(c)J(x) beavisbot bets T625, Jeff calls all in, Russel folds. River is a rag. beavisbot wins with JK, Jeff first out of tourney with 77. Blinds 10-20 Pre-flop: Jerry bets T100, Jester calls all in. Jerry holds A9, Jester KJ. Flop comes a Jack. River and turn no help. Jester wins. Stays alive to participate in the next hand which also happens to be the nailbiter of the night. Blinds 10-20 Pre-flop: Jester bets 100. Bwana raises 240. Jester all in. Jester shows A(h)K(c) Bwana shows QQ. Flop comes: J(h)7(h)3(x) Bwana happy but Jester still very much alive. Turn: J(h)7(h)3(x)Q(h) Bwana very happy but wait, Jester goes from 6 outs to 8. River: J(h)7(h)3(x)Q(h)9(h) Bwana not so happy now. Jester exhales. Blinds 10-20 Pre-flop: Bet T70 three way action. Flop: Q77 Bwana bets T70 all in. First player folds, Bruce ruminates........................... finally folds. Bwana flipps over 55. Rabit hunt shows turn card to be another five. Don t fuck with presto! Blinds 25-50. note: at this point there is some karping that the blind structure is going up too quickly but no change is made. Pre-flop: Timmy is all in for big blind. Foldem bets T50. beavisbot raises T125. Jester calls. Flop: A(d)4(c)10(c) all check Turn: A(d)4(c)10(c)J(d)4(d) all check River: A(d)4(c)10(c)J(d)4(d) beavisbot bets T150 Foldem raises all in. Jester folds. beavisbot folds a Jack. Foldem steals with KQ(x) Timmy out with 92(x) Blinds 25-50 Pre-flop: Bruce raises 200 Sippy raises 115 all in. Sippy shows AA Bruce shows AK drawing mighty thin. Five rags on board. Sippy lives on. Blinds 25-50 Pre-flop: Sippy raises T150 Bruce calls Board is four rags and checked till river. River is Ace. Sippy bets T50. Bruce calls all in. Bruce shows AQ to beat Sippy s A(c)2(c). Bruce lives on. Blinds 25-50 Pre-flop: Russel raises T100 all in with JQ(x) Jerry calls with 66 Jerry flops a 6 to remove Russel. Blinds 50-100 Pre-flop: Jerry raises T200 Sippy calls all in with 86(x) Board comes 7,10,Q,6,10. Jerry wins with AA. Bye, Bye Sippy. I m sure you ll have better luck tomorrow! Also at this level Bruce exited on a nondescript hand losing to Aces full of kings held by Bwana. Five players left. Jerry has a small chip lead over beavisbot. Foldem and Bwana are a distant third and fourth and Jester is sniffing the felt (or in this case the sheet). Blinds 50-100 Pre-flop: Jester all in T150 with A(c)6(c) Beavus calls Foldem calls Board is King with four rags. beavisbot wins with KJ. Jester out. Blinds 50-100 Pre-flop Foldem raises T150 Bwana raises all in for T525 Jerry Calls Foldem calls Final board is 3(s)J(s)Q(s)K(x)9(h) Bwana shows AK(x) Jerry shows Q(c)10(c) to win with a straight. See ya tomorra Bwana. Blinds 50-100 Pre-flop: beavisbot raises A5 suited, T1325 all in. Jerry calls with JJ Foldem Q,10 off all in. Final board: KA6A4. And then there were two. Jerry T1400, beavisbot T2600. AND NOW THE BIG HUH?????? Blinds 50-100 Pre-flop: beavisbot raises T1400 to put Jerry all in. Board comes K,3,7,10,9. beavisbot shows down J(s)2(s)??? Jerry shows down AQ. All even now. After a few more hands Beavisbot manages to gain about a T1000 chip lead over Jerry again. Blinds 50 -100 Pre-flop Beavisbot raises AJ(x) to put Jerry all in. Jerry shows A(s)10. Jerry looks grim. Board comes: Q(s)8(s)5(c)7(s)9(s) Beavisbot looks grim. All even now. Last hand. Jerry raises T2000 with JJ Beavisbot calls all in with J(c)Q(c) Board is K,3,7,3,6 rainbow. See ya in Vegas Jerry! And now I will leave the commentary to all of you........... David

On the drive down to ATLARGE, it was snowing. And it's almost April.    -1 weather unit I get to Resorts around 9am. There's absolutely no one I recognize in the poker room, so I ditch my bag and head over to the Taj. Their On the drive down to ATLARGE, it was snowing. And it's almost April.    -1 weather unit I get to Resorts around 9am. There's absolutely no one I recognize in the poker room, so I ditch my bag and head over to the Taj. Their poker room as just as dead, so I decide to get started early on the negative expectation games. A half hour of mellow multi-action blackjack brings a quick $40 profit    +40 BJ units. The Taj actually has $5 craps on dead weekday mornings, so I plunk down some cash. Now, I'm pretty much a dark sider, but I decide to try some $5 line/$10 odds right betting. Of course, the next two shooters are 3 numbers and out. DOH!!!. However, I stay with the dice, and cash out $120 to the good.    +120 dice units. Over at Resorts, I hook up with Loboc and Jeremy Miller, and after watching Jeremy get brutalized in 1-5 stud, we decide to play some negative expectation games. We were thinking "PaiGow". We played "roulette". Yup. Roulette.    -80 roulette units. Jeremy's all pissed off at pissing away $100 on the roulette table, so he sits down at a $25 BJ table, buys in for $100, and says: "I gotta win my fucking money back". 6 hands later, he's up $100. It's now time for the buffet. As I walk up to the cashier, I see Chuck Weinstock, Sippy, and a few others (all with their backs to me). I yell out "FISH!". They all turn around. Yuk yuk. After the buffet, I hung around Resorts for awhile, checked in, and then hit the Taj. Around 6pm, they finally get a Pink Game fired up. I'm in seat three. Action boy in seat 5 blind raises (which isn't even live at the Taj), jams the pot the whole way, shows down Aces for a winner. Fasten the seat belt, kids. About two hands later, Action Boy is small blind, but he's busy raking in chips from another pot, and until the raised action gets to him, he doesn't notice he's got three cards. Floor is called over. We were all willing to give him back his small blind (he's Action Boy, don't want to piss him off), but Kimmy (a.k.a "Pocket Pair Girl, a.k.a Table Captian (very annoying Oriental woman who plays 15-30)) insists on keeping the $5 in the pot, which she wins. Action Boy goes ballistic. Says "OK, that's gonna cost you. I'm gonna raise *EVERY* pot you're in, Kimmy". Kimmy comes back with "you don't have enough money for that". Action Boy says "I could play this game for 20 years straight and not go bankrupt". Kimmy reaches into her purse and pulls out a choking 7000-10000 bankroll. "Oh Yeah?!?!?!". O.K., fasten the seat belt, and couldya hand me that crash helmet? Action Boy does indeed raise *every* pot Kimmy is in, for the next 2 hours. Sitting after Kimmy but before Action boy, I had great position, never had to even bother raising my good hands, and for mediocre hands, I could count on Action Boy three betting it for me, to drive out the competition. 6 hours later, thouroughly drunk, and flush with $450 win, I quit to Jeremy, Peter Secor, Bruce, and Russell Rosenblum appear like demons. They want to play some low limit table games. I'm thinking "blackjack". We played "Red Dog". Yup. Red Dog. I have no idea how we did, but we did manage a short heater after convincing the dealer to turn the dog so it faced away from us. Yeah, that's the ticket. We also played some blackjack, I think, and then, thankfully, landed back on the PaiGow table. By now, I'm so grilled I'm in serious danger of fouling my hand. Somehow, we manage to escape the table, I suffered only minor damage to the bankroll, and with a fistful of comps, we (at this point Jeremy, Peter, and Timmy), head over to the Bombay Cafe for breakfast. During breakfast, we played Keno (bad), but also exchanged 5% of our action in the next days tourney with each other (good). After leaving the Cafe, Timmy insists on Rumpleminze. So we stop and the Princess Lounge and indulge. The gods get even with Timmy, though, as on the way back to Resorts, he walks full speed right into a wall. The rest of the group had wisely chosen the door option. Back at Resorts, the four of us must have been a casino's wet dream. I believe (but am not certain) that we played Blackjack for a short I wander down, and Peter stays for one roll and abandons me. Sigh. I'm playing the dark side. I start cheering as sevens start coming. Woman next to me says "Do that again, and I'm gonna slap you silly". guy, so I say "O.K., go for it. I'm sure security would just love that". Which I'm sure sounded more like "OK... ga f'it.... sh ss-s-s-s-ecurity w juz l'that". Yup, I was hurting. As the dice continue to "not pass". woman gets more and more irritated, and moves to the other side of the table. Timmy comes up, and I believe places one dark side bet. Woman says "Oh great, another asshole". Woman sevens out. I color up, a nice hit, and as I pass by her, wave, and say "have a great morning". Urk.... it's 6:00am.... I crawl into bed, bother Ramesh for a while raving about how great the Pink Game was, and then suddenly, it's 9:00am. After a quick shower, a quick aspirin, and a quick $80 score at the dice table, the tournament starts. Seat #2 at my table is empty, and we start to blind him off. On one hand, guy in seat 10 can't see past the dealer to notice he's heads up against the playerless stack, and the playerless stack takes down the pit with 6-4 offsuit. Yup, that was Peter Secor's (eventual champion's) stack. After busting out, I head up for a nap, and return around 4:30. After a short wait, I get seated in the pot limit game. Nothing exciting happens for about an hour (as one might expect with 10 tightassed rec.gamblers playing PL for real dough), but finally I flop a set of queens, and Mr. Secor is kind enough to pay $100 on the turn for a straight draw which misses. I cash out. Head over to the Taj, where Timmy, Spiney and I play in a 2nd Pink Game which only lasts a half hour or so. After dinner, we snag Jeff Woods and head back to Resorts to shoot dice. Timmy, Jeff and myself all start playing the dark side. Things are not going well, and after an hour or so, Timmy busts out and disappears. Jeff and I both rebuy, and continue on. Funniest moments of this game:    (1) a couple shows up and is standing behind us. Guy has played before, and is attempting to explain game to his wife. Normal stuff, 7 and 11 good, points, etc, etc. Except that all she can she from where she's standing is Jeff and my action. She's very confused    (2) at one of the low points in our play, we've just gotten all but one point covered. Jeff turns to my and says: "I feel like Chekov in Star Trek IV, where he's to beam off the aircraft carrier". Now, I love the Trek films, but I drew a blank. Jeff says, in the Chekov accent "Now would be a good time, Scotty". I burst out laughing, and the **next** roll is a beautiful seven. Ka-ching    (3) three drunk college boys step up next to us. One has played before, the other two haven't. They buy in, and (like Jeff and myself) drop $10 on the Don't Pass line. Point is established, and the guy is telling his buddies how now they need that point again to win. I lean over and say "You do know you all bet AGAINST the dice, right". They look don't, say "shit", and wait. Shooter sevens out, their mistaken bets win. Ka-ching. To make a long story short (TOO LATE), Jeff and I both manage to dig out, I pocketed a big fat $20, Jeff took off about $100. The next day, while the stud tournament is going on, I decide to complete my tour of the negative expectation games. First, I play short handed pot limit with Karen and Jesse, two local semi-pros who are married. You make the call. -300. Then, to complete the tour, I play Let It Ride. Yup. Let It Ride. After about 1 and a half hours, I cahs out -10 bucks. While I was playing, there was a woman there betting, I kid you not, $200 a spot, or $600 a hand. Now, not only is she taking the worst of it in a major house game to start, she's crippling herself by betting so much, since the max payout on any bet is $50,000, so hitting the 1000:1 royal or 200:1 straight flush isn't going to be full pay. Some people definitely have more money than brains. Of course, she won about $4,000. After a quick stint in a Sunday afternoon Pink Game matinee, I decide to drive home. ATLARGE..... it r00lz.

Disclaimer: There won't be too many hands in here. Tournament hands are in the post by TIGER123 who graciously agreed to take notes for the Hold'Em Tourney. Most or all of the Alt.Drunken.Bastard stuff took place away from the host casino (Resorts - give then a hand and some of your business: great crew in the poker room) as we did not want to put a "bad beat" on ourselves. Certain events have been recalled through an alcoholic haze, but I DID keep extensive notes, so if it sounds like an exaggeration, well, Naaaah, it's what really happened. The Week Before: Jeremy Miller(Beavisbot/Satan) and I have agreed to be roomies at ATLARGE. We've never met, but this week we're both on IRC a lot after work practicing up. He's hilarious online. I can't wait to meet him. Win a 21 person IRC tourney Wednesday (Good omen) to bring me to -7 buy-ins after 185 or so tourneys. Heh. Am ranking #3,218/+0.0034 small bets per hand after over 8,200 hands, mostly H1. Am disappointed to hear there will be no Calcutta due to fear of CCC busting us up with guns blazing and taking all of ATLARGE with us. I already had planned to print out the rankings of the top 5000 or so IRC Hold'Em players to help handicap...shucks. By the night before I'm really psyched up. Jeremy tells me he might go down at 2:00AM, he's so fired up. My wife thought I was going to do that too. I might have, but we had ballet tickets for Thursday night. Sounded too crazed (heh). FRIDAY: Excited, I wake up early to get off in the bad weather. It's snowing big beautiful flakes, the last of a record winter's white. Go only 70 on the turnpike, due to weather (this is NEW JERSEY) and have a fine trip down. Give my car to valet. Oops, no check-in till 4PM. Check bags (including backgammon set, as I'm hoping to recoup my casino losses by getting Beavisbot drunk and playing high stakes BG <g>). Off to Buffet, where the first official event is held: lunch. Run into Jazbo on the way in & we chat. I play at the Mayfair in NY, and he came up one week to play baby ($1,$2 blinds, $300 buy-in) no-limit Hold'Em at the club, so he was one of the two RGP folks I already knew. Scott Byron also plays in that game at the Mayfair, and lets me sweat him and whisper questions while he plays. Buffet was great, putting names with faces even better. Find myself confusing Eric with Doug all week-end (Sorry guys). Sit across from Nolan Dalla, who writes for Card Player. Hey maybe we'll get some press. We chat pleasantly and agree to throw the bones later (a premonition). This is where I see how the whole thing is going to be run. Jazbo has name badges for everyone all made up ahead of time, has everyone registered for their events, gotten star cards for everyone and generally done a completely terrific job of organizing. Even more impressive is his calm demeanor. R000ling!! [1] ***** [1] Please note "R000ling" is spelled R-three-zero-l-i-n-g but ***** the three is silent. After buffet it's off to the TAJ to cash a marker and use one of the Match Plays I get in the mail. OK, $10 pass, $10 match. Roll 10. $50 odds. Roll 9. 10. Yes! Up $120 on my first action. Play one more roll (just in case <g>) lose and quit up $90. Unfortunately, on the way back to Resorts...<expletive deleted> -$20 I decide not to play in the $100+$15 Resorts Hold'Em tourney after all. I enjoy meeting and sweating Sneezix, LOBOC, Jester, Filaman, DTM at $5/10 HE. Watched them beat up on 2 non-RGP'rs in the game. Get in the game finally. 1st hand, I'm BB with K8s flop comes 87x Kx I win! Later I start to get a read on the table, a rush that would last the whole weekend at the Hold'Em tables. Called with J9s in late position, flop came Q9x. I read bettor for AK or AJ overcards and called all the way. Dragged the pot when two rags fell (It was AK). Later hold TT in middle and raise, reraised late, call by button, I call. Winner had KQs. The overcaller had 93o! Took tons of notes on theory it would either 1) help my cards or 2) give accurate record of the shit I was holding. On later reflection, not many interesting hands. Only played 2 blinds in 3 rotations. I have a good viewing seat next to the final table at the Tourney with 2 of our guys still in, loads of RGP sweaters rooting them on. Congrats to Jay "Sippy" Sipelstein (2nd) and Dave "DTM" Meeks (4th). Jerry Gerner has arranged a TARGET entry tourney for 9 of us. He says we'll play in his room, using a bed for a table. ("Who would ask you to use a bed for a table?" Answer: Jerry Gerner). Only problem was we had to bring the chairs from our room. Now Jerry is staying on the floor with the parking garage entrance, so they have security in the hall and an extra lock on the hallway entrance to the rooms. Beavisbot and I come rolling out of the elevators with the chairs and call Jerry's room to come let us in the hall. Security: Where you guys going? Beavisbot: Heh,heh,heh. Me: We're having a Prayer Meeting (tm) [2] Security: Oh, OK. Jerry opens the door and in we go. I suspect the others were not questioned <g>. ***** [2] Prayer Meeting (tm). All rights reserved for ATLARGE ***** Tournament. No use without permission. Violators will be ***** laughed at and forced to play $1-$2 Omaha/8 with the Mad ***** Russian. Now here I am with 9 of the finest. I only know Jeremy (barely), Scott, and a couple of others whose names I recognize from the 'net. What the hell, this should be a blast. (David Fruchter has posted a report on this event.) I was third and Jeremy second, as Jerry won his own tourney. These guys are tough, so I am pleased with my finish. I would see most of them at the final table tomorrow. Stay up late carousing with the Alt.Drunken.Bastards contingent. We (Beavisbot, Timmy, Bruce, Russell, Jester, and I) go over to TAJ to attempt a mass barring or some other outrageous behavior. Catch up with Eric Holtman playing Pai Gow. Find empty (almost, soon will be) Red Dog table.[3] Aha! Just the kind of depravity I had in mind. ***** [3] A certain party suggested playing the Big Wheel, but there ***** are levels I will not sink to. We fill all seats but one and have sweaters behind cheering. Dealer killing our minimum bet, Waitress bring drinks! action. We need something to change our luck. It comes to me. Eureka! Dealer, please turn the little dog around so we can kick his ass! Yes! Major Red Dog recovery. Eric talks us into returning to Pai Gow, where I proceed to get get loaded to the (yes) gills and unloaded in the (yuch) pocketbook banking Pai Gow. Didn't I give this game up a couple of years ago? Sure I did. Blackjack, breakfast. Finally knock off. Unfortunately, the path to our room is right past the Resorts Crap tables. Cha Ching! Let the don't shooters influence my thinking. Donald and Merv will sleep well tonight. Agree to swap 5% with each of Beavisbot, Jaeger and Timmy. How bad could that be? This is all pretty hazy, but I'm pretty sure I got some Rumplemintz units in here somewhere. Get to the room about 6AM -$800. Jeremy is still out carousing somewhere. Fall into bed and fall into restless sleep. FORGET TO LEAVE WAKE UP CALL! Saturday: Awaken to phone ringing. "Hullo?" "This is TIGER123. Are you playing in the Tourney?" OH SHIT! Throw on my clothes and race down...(Nothing like starting on Vacation). I'm told I won in the blinds with 64 off. Great. Good start. Kman quotes me as I try to get my bearings "Yes, dealer, I'm still not paying attention." Sleep still clogging my brains. I get 55 UTG - make it T50 to go - win! Presto! Wakes me up. Floor comes by and threatens dealer with Poker Jail for some infraction. Am playing well, getting good reads, stealing often, very aggressive with the big drawing hands. Kman and Sippy go all-in against each other. Whew. Kman KK, Sippy QQ. We're down to two tables. This was my goal when I came. Finish respectably. Cool. Get KQ w/ KQx flop. Go all-in with Alan Aida. Split it up, as he shows the same. Richard Sooy, the TAJ dealer and frequent RGP contributor is at our table. He is bullying the table. Just killing everyone but me. Somehow I have his number. He runs up the chips, then I take a bunch from him. He's playing everything in sight and is drawing out on most hands. I have a good stack, about 2/3 of Richard's. I pick up AQs. Richard calls good size raise. Flop comes Kxx. I read him for another bluff and move all-in. When he called I figured I was dog meat. Turn: blank River: K. I show and he mucks! Tiger tells me I am the chip leader. An interesting hand. Chuck "Conjelco" Weinstock has TT in the T200 Big Blind. He has T600. There are 12 left, 10 get paid. The big stack raises all-in from the SB. Do you call? He decides to fold and try to survive. (I had 22). My notes end as we move to the final table. My hands are sweaty and shaking a little with nervousness. I am far to nervous to take notes [4]. Jeez, I'm in the money and chip leader by at least 2x anyone else. ***** [4] Tiger123 has already posted as I write this. ***** You can get the final hands from his 4/1/96 Resorts ATLARGE ***** Report. I must say that I don't believe I've ever met a jollier ***** person than Tiger. He sure did a great job with keeping the ***** hands and all. I've seen these faces before! Half these guys were at the Prayer Meeting (tm)! I am in trouble. Richard had made me too many gifts and was first out. We have already agreed to try rocks & beers later at the TAJ with him dealing. What a great guy! Mostly I'm just being bled away, without taking much part in the action. I don't want to have the middle stacks double through me, so I try to get involved only with the smaller ones, as best I can. I'm especially worried about Jerry and JP. Jerry won last night and I know he's on his game. JP is scary. He is incredibly intense at the table. It's like an aura. Everyone else I'm comfortable with. When we're down to 4 or 5, Jazbo brings out the plaques for 1st, 2nd & 3rd and they leave them on the table. Ooh, those look great. I want one. Jerry takes out everyone else and builds up to about 2-1 chip lead. Now we're heads up. Shit. Why didn't I read all those recent posts & articles on Tourney pot splitting? Whoda thunk it? I ask Jerry if he wants to deal. I am secretly hoping he'll take it. I figure it should go about 60-40 for the cash & play for the Plaque. I really don't care about the cash that much [5], but, man, would I love that Trophy. He smiles coyly and says "Let's play a little". Frankly I would do the same in his shoes. ***** [5] The ATLARGE Hold'Em tourney had 54 Entries. First Place paid ***** $1,026. After 5% to the dealers and 15% to my ***** Alt.Drunken.Bastard buddies, less about 1/3 in taxes, I net $500. ***** Second Place paid $400something with no taxes. I decide to play one-connectors and suited stuff for my junk hands and throw away most of the rest, more or less maintaining discipline, unless I get really short-stacked. We trade blinds quite a bit. I suck out with a straight all-in with T9 vs K7s, and again when T4s makes 4s and they hold up. We trade blinds back and forth for a while. I pick up 62o in BB, and Jerry just calls, trying to get action. I was surprised because I don't remember seeing a free card at this table. Flop comes 229 and I push all-in and Jerry calls with KQo. He doesn't help and a 9 rivers me a full house [6]. ***** [6] Does this mean 62off can be called a "foldem"? You know like ***** when you have 55 and call "PRESTO!" and the other guy says ***** "Irwin?" You would call "FOLDEM" and the other guy would mutter ***** "shit". Now I'm leading and feeling confident. A few hands later I go all-in with 88 and suck-out a runner-runner flush to take an all but insurmountable lead. I try to win on T2off (doyle brunson) thinking it would be neat, but Jerry held on. A few hands later I finally beat an extremely difficult and gracious opponent to become the Hold'Em champ of ATLARGE! I would like to take a minute to congratulate and thank the staff and dealers at Resorts. They don't usually deal no-limit, nor work at that hour, nor for so little in tips (I'm pretty sure everyone kicked in 5%). They were courteous, efficient, and, sensibly, let us help them if they needed it. The tourney came off without a hitch (as did 7-card the next day) and the right guy won <heh>! PART 2: The Dark Side. Coming soon to a newsgroup near you! Part 2 will include the TOP 10 REASONS FOR ATTENDING BARGE! foldem