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Best BARGE Evah. What happened? I’ll have to wait for your trip reports to find out those details.

I hoped to write a trip report, telling wonderful stories, but I know that if I did that now it would not be cogent and it certainly would not be complete. This year, more than ever, BARGE was a blur to me. So much, so fast that no amount of Adderall could compensate. So many wonderful happy faces. So many beautiful smiles and so many loving arms. Tears are coming from my eyes as I write this. So many amazing people reached out to me this past week that it was completely overwhelming for me. Is it possible to receive too much love? Can I ask for more? (foreshadowing….wait for it).

In 1999, I was invited to come to this event called BARGE to play poker. In the time between 1999 and 2015, I learned that poker is just an excuse for 190+ amazing people to gather together in one place and reunite as a family. Like all families, we have struggles and conflicts. There are sibling rivalries, but there is also an immeasurable amount of respect.

In my lifetime I have made mistakes. Some of them involved my BARGE family. Most have been forgiven, some have not. I guess that’s understandable. One should not get to define the duration of one’s own penance. I have tried to give as much as I could to BARGE. I have received much more in return. And so, on Saturday evening, I requested a microphone and I tried to tell a story of what BARGE means to me and why you all are an important part of my life. It was risky. Perhaps it was too hokey. Perhaps it was out of line. Perhaps it was uncomfortable. But it was genuine and it was real. It is what I call the spirit of BARGE. I know of no other way to speak than from my heart.

This Trip report ends up not being a tale of fun, frivolity and self-indulgence. Instead, it is an acknowledgement of how special each and every one of you is. In trip reports, it is nice to acknowledge the people who contributed to your joy. There are many ways to make contributions. Sometimes it’s sharing a meal. Sometimes it’s a drink. (Ok, a little more than sometimes). Sometimes it’s an attentive ear, a supportive word, a kind gesture, a hug, or even a smile. Sometimes it is simply being there, so that a friend knows that he is not alone. I would be remiss if I failed to mention those people who made this BARGE very special for me. Without going in to details about each and every moment (there simply isn’t the time or the mental ability to recall all of that) I will simply list the people who were there and are very, very special to me:

  1. Warren “Must be first” Sander
  2. Doug “@dgr” Grismore
  3. Russell “Messenger of Doom” Fox
  4. Frank Irwin
  5. Steve “Crunch” Daniel
  6. John “JZK” Scheinberg
  7. Ashton “Ashton” Applewhite (guest of John “JZK” Scheinberg)
  8. JP “Mr. M” Massar
  9. Caryl Aronson
  10. David “Meeee” Aronson
  11. Dan “ADB smalltalk” Goldman
  12. Masanobu “Masa” Fujioka
  13. Suenghee “Sue” Fujioka (guest of Masanobu “Masa” Fujioka)
  14. Paul Zuzelo
  15. Suzanne Zuzelo (guest of Paul Zuzelo)
  16. Stephen “bozo” Blackstock
  17. Michael “Mike” Chow
  18. Paul “prmcm” McMullin
  19. Andreas Wolfram
  20. Donald “ADBBingo” Rieck
  21. Louis “Bob_O” Ogus
  22. David “sam_6” Lawful
  23. Alex “Maverick600” Ziselman
  24. David Low
  25. Jim Anderson
  26. John “Schecky” Caldwell
  27. Jennifer “JenLeo” Leo (guest of John “Schecky” Caldwell)
  28. Rob Fagen
  29. Nathan “Woodstock” Hess
  30. Lisa Hess (guest of Nathan “Woodstock” Hess)
  31. Joe “Chiprider” Long
  32. Sean “oscar” McGuiness
  33. Ross Poppel
  34. Rich Strauss
  35. John “muscatel” Grout
  36. Steven “Steve” Markowitz
  37. Steve “SteveLB” Lewin-Berlin
  38. Adam “Allknight” Bachrach
  39. Debbie Bachrach (guest of Adam “Allknight” Bachrach)
  40. Dan “dann” Nussbaum
  41. Karl “SmartMeanFatKid” Kirchoff
  42. Shae “$hae Money” Martinez (guest of Karl “SmartMeanFatKid” Kirchoff)
  43. Steve “stevew” Watanabe
  44. Oliver Juang
  45. John Lloyd
  46. Sharon “Shaza” Goldman
  47. Peter “ADB Foldem” Secor
  48. Randal Hennemuth
  49. Travis Coleman (guest of Randal Hennemuth)
  50. Janace “Jan” Pierce
  51. Mike “ADB Howler” McBride
  52. Sue “Howlerwife” McBride (guest of Mike “ADB Howler” McBride)
  53. Janie “Janie” McIntosh
  54. Martin “slickmv” Veneroso
  55. Linda M “Llew” Lewis
  56. Steve “Steve” Pierce
  57. Josh “Fargin Icehole” Paley
  58. Erin “SpiteBastard” Ramsay
  59. Chuck “HEChas” Humphrey
  60. Larry Stone
  61. Corey “LingCod” Imsdahl
  62. Kathy “Hot Flash” Imsdahl (guest of Corey “LingCod” Imsdahl)
  63. Nolan Dalla
  64. Guy “Grizz” Berentsen
  65. Gerald “gerdog” Petersen
  66. David “Heldar” Heller
  67. Andrea “Mizz Heldar” Darvas (guest of David “Heldar” Heller)
  68. Steve “Ice” Eisenstein
  69. Ira Wiedman
  70. Terry Wiedman (guest of Ira Wiedman)
  71. David “BronzeDodger” O’Grady
  72. Michael “Michael” Hunter
  73. Rebecca “Redbird” Kerl
  74. Dean “MrBookworm” Kerl
  75. Mark “Oldbear” Hughes
  76. Gillian “Gillian” Groves
  77. Michael “mickdog” Patterson
  78. Murray Logan
  79. Steve “Paul the Octopus” Sherman
  80. Len “Len G” Greenberg
  81. Jodi “Jodi S.” Shapiro
  82. Chuck “ADB Enabler” Weinstock
  83. Scott “Bwana” Byron
  84. Chris “COC” OConnor
  85. David “dasoussan” Soussan
  86. Stevan “goldie” Goldman
  87. Jeanne “Jeanriders” David
  88. Patrick “CtheTurn” Kirwan
  89. Scott “Samarai Bastard” Samarel
  90. Pete “TrayRacer” Segal
  91. Lynsy “Lynsy” Higgs Iwamoto
  92. Bruce “Cyberchomp” Iwamoto
  93. Sean “Formerly AAmaz0n” Morrow
  94. Asya “AH-see-ya” Kamsky
  95. Ryan “Ryan” Troll
  96. Derek “CindrllaMan” Gomez
  97. Randy “ADB Schmengie” Collack
  98. Carol Collack (guest of Randy “ADB Schmengie” Collack)
  99. Bruce “ADB Bigboy” Kramer
  100. Alan “Bearsfan” Veach
  101. Belinda “Mrs. Bearsfan” Veach (guest of Alan “Bearsfan” Veach)
  102. Diana “Prof Chaos” Mercer
  103. George “George” Wattman
  104. Sharon “Lil Angel” Lewis
  105. Barry “Mr. Raise” Kornspan
  106. Rick “Rick M” Mombourquette
  107. Michael “BIG MIKE” Klein
  108. Jeanne “FHR” Di Muzio (guest of Michael “BIG MIKE” Klein)
  109. Regis “Regis” Donovan
  110. Bob “Blues” Herlien
  111. Pauline Herlien (guest of Bob “Blues” Herlien)
  112. Monte “hodger” Christensen
  113. Patrick Milligan
  114. Charles “Boomerman” Natkins
  115. Doug “KUYA” Maher
  116. Beverly “Un1corness” Matthews
  117. Jade “JD” Matthews (guest of Beverly “Un1corness” Matthews)
  118. Stan Woods
  119. Jordan “FellKnight” Devenport
  120. Claudia “Claudia” Mastroianni
  121. Rich Korbin
  122. Lori “PokerVixen” Miller
  123. Marc “cramcram” Howard
  124. Ken “QB” Kubey
  125. Sandra Joe (guest of Ken “QB” Kubey)
  126. Edmund “rktsci” Hack
  127. Maryann “Good Doctor” Hack (guest of Edmund “rktsci” Hack)
  128. Larry “azalphapoker” Bierman
  129. Claudia Anderson (guest of Larry “azalphapoker” Bierman)
  130. Connie “baguette” Kellers
  131. Brian “Nick Name” OGrady
  132. Ben Gamble
  133. Tanya “MissT74” Peck
  134. Bree “Dan’s Kid” Goldman
  135. Jeff “Blofeld” Deitch
  136. Roy Cooke
  137. Bea Berman
  138. Chris “Tom Bayz” Mecklin
  139. Ron “8==> Box” Grossberg
  140. Andrew “Andrew” Bloch
  141. Chris “Jepstone Bastard” Jepsen
  142. Patti Beadles
  143. Michael “pygmyhipo” Maurer
  144. David “David” Kluchman
  145. Chris “Sharkbait” Kluchman
  146. Anthony “Karma Withakay” Goldstein
  147. Melanie “Siren” Goldstein (guest of Anthony “Karma Withakay” Goldstein)
  148. Eric Rosenberger
  149. Kevin “UN” Knourek
  150. Michelle “Shifty” McBride (guest of Kevin “UN” Knourek)
  151. Michael “Here 4 Chips” Brennan
  152. Courtney Brennan
  153. John “JRX” Reed
  154. Carol “CKBWoP” Kline Anderson
  155. Jared “Mr3Putt” Anderson
  156. Eileen Milligan
  157. Deron Brod
  158. Arthur “Cider Bastard” Goltz
  159. Kyle “Super-ev” Minnis
  160. Sabyl “Kaismom / Metryx” Landrum
  161. Kai “WSOP Champ 2034” Landrum (guest of Sabyl “Kaismom / Metryx” Landrum)
  162. Stephen “slandrum” Landrum
  163. Tim “Timmer” Stine
  164. Paul “Paul Stine” Stine
  165. Ronald “HappyRaiser” Nutt
  166. Stephen “Stevie Lowball” Rokitka
  167. David “ProfDC” Croson
  168. Jake “JakeWasHere” Hamlin (guest of David “ProfDC” Croson)
  169. Rachel “SurveyLady” Croson (guest of David “ProfDC” Croson)
  170. Mike “ValueTown” Connors
  171. Barbara “Kevan’s Mom” Garrett
  172. Peter “Taki” Caldes
  173. Maria “Maraki” Caldes (guest of Peter “Taki” Caldes)
  174. Kenny Shei
  175. Andrew “Prock” Prock
  176. Kelly “Kelly” Loyet (guest of Andrew “Prock” Prock)
  177. Evan “Evan” Prock (guest of Andrew “Prock” Prock)
  178. Katelyn “Katelyn” Prock (guest of Andrew “Prock” Prock)
  179. Rodney Chen
  180. Len Marciano
  181. Mary Marciano (guest of Len Marciano)
  182. Kevan “Kevan_fish” Garrett
  183. Beth Garrett (guest of Kevan “Kevan_fish” Garrett)
  184. Keith “ODB Phat Mack” Troell
  185. Kim “Tiltmom” Scheinberg
  186. Matt “grapes” Grapenthien
  187. Rich “Omaholic” Bremer
  188. Wendy “wendy” Freedman
  189. Claudia Gutwirth
  190. Jessica Gibbs (guest of Derek “CindrllaMan” Gomez)

And of course, the Binion’s Staff. All of you have touched my life in some important way.

I had mixed emotions about leaving the Board this year. I have had many, many people tell me that they believed that I could remain on the Board for as long as I wanted. That is both uplifting and humbling at the same time. I came to the Board with several goals in mind. One of these goals was to help BARGE grow and while there hasn’t been growth in the number of annual attendees, I believe that there has been a spiritual growth. Maybe not — maybe it’s just more visible now. Maybe my hokey emails, comments and speeches have opened the door for others to express themselves. Maybe not. That’s not the point — it’s not about who. The point is that it’s happening. The point is that we are evolving. The point is that growth is now inevitable.

In order for a thing to grow, there must be love. There must be enthusiasm. There are many great stories to tell, not only of BARGE 2015, but of the BARGE community itself. If you want to be part of the reason that BARGE grows, then you need to be part of the process. Tell your stories. Tell them to friends. Tell them to co-workers. Tell them to family. Tell them in poker rooms. Tell them on social media. I know you’re an introvert, but take a chance!!! I took a chance, and have been greatly rewarded as a consequence.

Six years ago, I wanted to get the ball rolling. Well, it’s going to roll, but don’t sit back and wait for it. Get behind that ball and PUSH! We are so much more than a gathering of poker players. We are a family. An often dysfunctional family for sure, but a family nonetheless. There are many people on the stage who have done, and will continue to do, a lot for this family. And there are many people behind the scenes who never ask for credit or even seek any form of acknowledgement whatsoever. And so it is that I leave the Board not with sorrow, but with great joy in knowing that the right people are in place, and the entire community itself has now taken on the responsibility not only to sustain, but also to expand BARGE. I will continue to do whatever I can to help with the process, but I no longer feel the need to be “in charge” of that. It has grown to be something bigger than I can handle. WE — all of us together, need to be in charge of that.

Our growth will not be the result of a massive recruitment campaign simply to boost numbers. It will be organic, which will result in us attracting the right kind of people. When you tell your stories, people will want to hear more. People will want to know how they can become part of this thing we call BARGE. Let them know and then follow up with them. Make them feel welcome before they even attend. And if they are the right kind of people for us, they will “get” us and they too will want to give back more than they receive. How much more can we become? That’s kind of like asking how much more can anything become. How much more can life itself become? Well, we can become all that we want to become. We can become more in everything we do. How much more? We can become all that we ask.

In the words of Pär Lagerkvist, the 1951 Nobel Prize winner for literature:

The wealth of life is boundless. The wealth of life is as great as we can grasp. Can we ask for more? When nevertheless we do ask for more, then all of the incomprehensible exists as well, all that we cannot grasp. As soon as we are able to reach out our hands for something, as soon as we get the feeling that something is, immediately it is. Can we ask for more?

In 1991, a handful of SIGGRAPH attendees sat down and played a poker tournament. Many years later, as a consequence of that action, my life changed tremendously for the better. The little things that we do can bring powerful results. The little things that we do can change lives which in turn can changes other people’s lives. Binomial expansion is cool. Ask for more and then TODAY – go do something little.

Kevin Un

(Lame Duck)

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